Spiritual Tea: Get it while it’s HOT

Andrea Browne
2 min readFeb 23, 2021

The Intro

When you hear Spirituality one tends to think of meditation, soft music… hippies on acid trips. There seems to be a trend going around where everyone is spiritual to some extent, all over social media there are healers coming out of the woodwork.

Why?

Simple: it is the time of enlightenment.

I am completely WITH THE SHIT. Humanity as a whole needs a mass third eye awakening. So many are aimlessly wondering through the chaos — feeding their ego hate. It’s sad, my dude…. All awaken in their own time.

Ah, quick background on me.

I’m Andrea Browne. I am a witch doctor for hire.

Yeah — makes my intro statement seem off, right? Just hear me out.

I am all for positive attitude, I mean…my Instagram is @positvityforthewin so it would be hypocritical for me to bash a positive mindset. I whole heartily believe we are each the Goddess/God of our own universe, every single one of us are all mother fucking powerful — thus we have the ultimate power to create our experience in this existence. Alas, ya might as well enjoy the ride and look for the joy in your abundance of blessings. Or ya can be a grumpy asshole — to each their own.

But….

That’s all ya got, huh? When it comes to getting through the massive irritation & necessity that is shadow work, raising your vibration to align with ones soul purpose, to heal ones inner child … you tell humans to eat an 8th of mushrooms & meditate on it.

To those that push this “awakening” and to those that fall victim.

Be better, my dude.

Life is a spiral stair case of lessons. We start life at the bottom of the stair case and as we climb we learn lessons that make us who we are in this realm. As we go up and around this staircase we learnuu deeper truths to the same lessons until we have mastered it. Simply put: there are levels to this shit.

I can only share from my own experience, luckily it’s been a wild ride with many lessons learned… most the hard way if I am being honest. Gotta make sure it sticks, ya know. In this saga of spiritual tea I am going to spill on some of my biggest life lessons — love, family, depression, addiction, abuse…all the fun topics.

We need to lead by example. I want to see more real healers rise up and claim their power. More humans helping humans. More souls igniting their purpose. THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT OUR WORLD FUCKING NEEDS.

I’m gonna take one for the team and show y’all that in order to bask in the light…ya gotta make it through the darkness. It’s messier than sex with chocolate syrup on a water bed.

Join me down the rabbit hole — there’s tea and I promise you won’t be late.

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Andrea Browne

Hey Hey my dudes. I am Andrea Browne. I am a goddess. I am a witch. I am all mother fucking powerful. If you’re with the shit, you’ll join me for tea.